And with the obnoxiously loud ringtone on her personal cell phone

That would be amazing.

She should have Gymkata’d him. That would have shown him

Took down about half of a 32 oz Rice Krispy Treat sheet and maybe 3 or 4 slices of pizza when I was 18 or 19. Not a good night in my bathroom.

Oh god no. I tend to skew towards less fashionable (athleisure, etc), but I’ve been waxing my unibrow since I was 17. If the male world expects women to have shaved legs and armpits, not to mention all the other beauty standards we impose on them, the least we can do is get rid of our unibrows and stop looking like…

I’m going to be that guy, but the photo included here is incorrect. That is the Showcase Cinema in Foxborough, Massachusetts, not Warwick, Rhode Island.

The eventual Crimetown season on Penn State and Happy Valley is going to be incredible.

+ 1 cranberry juice

Solid list, I’d toss Cheddar in the top 10, and put Carolina BBQ all the way below unsalted. Those ones are ass.

What’s your advice for breaking into an industry you don’t have a formal background in?

Guess the clubhouse didn’t need anymore spark plugs

Honestly, my pick is Bumper Pool. This is the Wichita of this bracket imo

No fun allowed in soccer

This is a good argument. However, I’m still salty that I couldn’t get enough academic scholarships and need based aid despite being on Dean’s list for 7 of 8 semesters and graduating Magna Cum Laude and as a result am almost $60K in debt...

¿Dios mio, este tipo de reglas se aplican a los comentaristas? Pedir un amigo.

He looks like a villain from the first Vin Diesel XXX movie

If your Valentine’s Day success is predicated on heart-shaped piza, you have bigger problems...

+1 right hook

I wish him nothing but success as the first Vegas Golden Knights head coach. Cam Neely is really the one who should be getting the axe. No way he should have let bums like Chris Kelly and Gregory Campbell, to name a few, get long, cap encumbering deals while ignoring needs at backup goaltender and defenseman depth.

There are only two things in life that are certain: death and coaches outsmarting themselves against the Patriots