New Yorker just came in the mail.

Speaking for the black comnunity, “fuck you, dude”.

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

My great grandmother was a Presley. I think she was a 2nd or 3rd cousin to Elvis. I helped with some cemetery clean up this week and found out she gave one of her sons her maiden name for a middle name which I thought was cool.

I love how Bald people are literally the only people left on Earth that are somehow allowed to be made fun of.

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

What’s the concussion protocol in the NCAA?

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

Unions are more important than ever as we enter another era of robber barons, billionaires and record levels of income inequality.

Your employees create the wealth, you fucking dildo. They need a union to keep you from skimming off as much as you like.

“While unions had their place back in the day,”

there is no reason for a union to exist

The only reason non-union employers have similar wages and benefits to union employers is because they have to in order to draw the labor. That’s one of the side perks of unions: They keep other employers honest, too.

In the meantime, let’s make their lives a living hell.

State reps are supposed to be working FOR us- instead they’re locking their doors on these women and refusing to answer our calls. Let’s not forget this in 2018.

Why does everyone think this was the worst superhero movie this year? I mean, Suicide Squad was waaaaay more strung together than BvS.

Can we just stop and talk for a minute about that Geo-Metro-2-door-Trans-Sport-6-wheeled-van-thing in the background?

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

I was literally yelling at my TV.