In those first two quarters, Kerr’s boys allowed the Thunder to shoot 56.5 percent, while they only converted at a rate of 27.5 percent.

Didn’t Illinois make Wisconsin look like frauds last week?

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

Nobody better slip a finger in my Fingerbutter.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

I’m a firm believer in the idea that if you can hold a beer or cigarette while doing it effectively, it isn’t a sport.

It seems pretty ridiculous now, but there was an entire era before advanced stats became widespread where conventional wisdom was that anyone who scored 20+ ppg was elite, and if you were over 25 ppg, why, you were surely one of the very best of that era to play the game.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I like this show because it features reporters who - I think - do actual reporting as opposed to pure talking heads.  Real reporters who do actual work and then bring that to tv is what we’ve strayed from.

Nothing humerus about that!!

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

Sometimes it’s best to just forget about it.

No ‘shop; dude just no space for a frontal lobe.

That’s just how he looked when he killed your brother. And he talked JUST. LIKE. THIS!

McCarthy, like Rodgers, is an alpha male.

Fun fact: every picture of McCarthy on Google image search looks like a man who just discovered that he accidentally clogged the shitter at a family function.

I bet he tells drunk girls at bars "Yeah no, I'm totally Jonah Hill."

I sincerely believe he keeps on doing it just to make a name for himself outside of his rapist uncle, Bill Crosby.

Its better than”Jimmer”.

“I mean, I'd quit but then I wouldn't be eligible for unemployment."