Imagine how fast he’d be if he weren’t dragging a giant set of nuts everywhere.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

When the Marlins ownership group gets together, Jeter can’t see the sucker.

You say jump? I say, Kawhi.

It’s a Hyperbole Truther!

I saw this in the theater with my mom when I was in HS (yes I was very cool). I convinced her to go since I was recently obsessed with the Coen Brothers. I loved it but my mom had one complaint:

I don’t think Boston is the big problem. I think Sports Radio in general is the culprit. The entire industry is modeled on artificial conflict and outrage to get listeners. It’s always going to be odious at its core, no matter what city it originates from.

What’s the concussion protocol for Gronkowski? Do they go into that little blue tent and have the doctor say, “What’s 50 plus 19, bro?” And if he laughs, he’s cleared to go back into the game?

Fucking hell you old farts. Like it or not, the DH is part of the game. Martinez belongs in the Hall.

Actually... might be worth seeing if that’s what actually happened. If he passed away in, say, 2014, that would explain a lot. Just a system of pulleys and levers operating him on the sidelines.

In Bret Hart’s autobiography he talks about having his feet peed on by older Stampede wrestlers in the shower. Or may have been older family members training in Stu hart basement.

What’s the AP style guide recommendation on when to use “curling one out” vs. “pinching off a loaf” vs. “dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl”?

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

I’m personally enjoying it as well. I think it’s because

A) Sports fans love greatness

In the old days? A lot. I mean they’ve been trying to do better, it’d be interesting to compared any modern Indie Wrestler with an old timer. Though they still take some bumps the wrong way on a suplex.

Arkansas’ coaching search will be quite the bielemma.

It’s hard to know just how much because so few have had CTE exams postmortem, but it’s probably fairly high. Flair could maybe even have less than the norm because he made a habit out of taking non-whiplash style falls that may have been less taxing on his brain...but you can’t really pinpoint it.

The diversity in that picture is astounding . There are fat white men, slightly fatter white men, white women, and maybe even a few white people without a morbid amount of body fat. It think I may even see one really blurry black guy in the far, far back. I guess we will never know how Walker, Trump, and Ryan got…

The sheer might and splendor of Lebron’s dick and balls forcefully repels any brazen soul who dares fly close enough to that sun