From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Wait, they can’t just sign another release?

Literally every time she speaks, I forgive Coldplay a little more.

She’s the Ivanka Trump of Hollywood as far as I’m concerned: privileged and clueless.

OH MY GOD. Is she, like, literally deaf in addition to being tone deaf? In what universe could she possibly, honestly think that the criticism leveled at her has anything to do with sexism or people “just being jealous”? Good god Gwyneth, no one cares if you start a lifestyle brand, but people DO CARE when you promote…

I constantly marvel at how out of touch with reality she is. I get she has always been rich and beautiful and probably hasn’t had much contact with normal people, but still.

and the kicker “I’m not saying I’m attractive. I mean when you’re considered attractive.”

“Women Bullshit artists, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive pretentious and condescending.”

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive pretentious and condescending.”

I know! Her tone is always like “Even I, you plebes. Even I.” In her head she thinks it makes her sound relatable.

She has a point. Whenever a man tells me to steam my vagina I spend all day sitting on the kettle. But when she does I mock her.

Yep, we Normals are livin’ the dream! Don’t let the secret get out.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Jez has a hard on for Lana. Lately. Which is weird as 2 years ago she was def an enemy of the site.

I’m sorry, but I just don’t get all of the adulation and praise heaped her way.

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

By sparks, are you referring to the way to willingly partered individuals interact? And the lack thereof, how someone effectively enslaved by someone does?

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.