Marla’s got to be there so Tiffany has someone to talk to while Cheetolini chats with Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay.

Marla could be the ambassador to Great Clips.

She’s there to collect on keeping her mouth shut for the past two years, same as Ivana. Ivana supposedly held out for an Ambassadorship — who knows what Marla asked for.

He’s trying desperately to fill seats. Two for the price of one?

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

Wait - her Ph.D. dissertation was only 2,000 words long? That seems...really really short.

Costume Assistant: “Here, Barney’s lent us these necklaces for you to wear in the scene. Dainty is the trend right now”

Dakota: “hmm the chain is thin and this amethyst is so small, indicative of the sacrifice my character makes as a working mom of two”

To be fair, I can stand my white male coworkers either, especially that one guy who goes around condescendingly telling all the women around him that they are beautiful while they try to get on with their work.

omg I worked an office job at peak Atkins time and they were all microwaving tuna with mayo and it smelled like dog food all the time. Tuna should never go in a microwave.

But does it come with a key fob that declares “I have POC friends” ...?

Except that what he wanted wasn’t just sex; it was hurting people and getting off by getting one over on them.

but it won’t really change anything

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.

he was told he was canned because he hadn’t “lived the luxury life.

We only hire people who just took the job to support their coke habit.

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

Does it make a difference that he went to his car during his lunch break, opened the door, and put in something he’d bought (lightbulbs, I think) while on the break? Not in the back of the car. In the front. Based on the diagrams of how the carseat was installed, it’s really REALLY hard to believe he didn’t so much as…

How do you explain the surveillance footage of him going to the car and peeking in midday? And the Internet searches about children and hot car deaths?

Um what? I have read the Washington Post/Pulitzer Prize winning article about how parents can accidentally leave kids in cars, and I believe that can happen. However, this dickface Googled how long it takes for kids to die in hot cars and how to survive prison before he did this. You think he Googled that but then…

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