Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
A friend/coworker of mine is on maternity leave and won’t be coming back for awhile because they couldn’t get their baby into daycare until May (he was born in January). She’s doing awesome and getting out so she doesn’t go stir crazy (he’s already been to happy hour with us!) but she said she’s more than ready to…
For sure. I’m absolutely in favor of affordable care but also...don’t the people working there deserve a living wage, too?
I totally understand and was just being a jerk.
I am in the wrong fucking business. Whoa. What does this daycare include? Caviar for lunch? Is the class pet a panda?
I thought I was having a stroke.
Oof, and of course it’s not practical to sequester yourself for 6 months...how scary with a tiny baby!
Legit question and I have no children, but can newborns get a flu shot? I honestly have no idea what the timing deal is on these things (I would 100% vaccinate my kids if I had any, but I don’t so I haven’t wasted brain space with that info when I could be memorizing Pitbull lyrics) so pardon my ignorance. I’ve heard…
OK, so part of me thought that this is somewhat valid because if your kid is pulling straight As but is also a jerk, then you should be aware of that and talk to your kid blah blah. But the fact that he interrupted the teacher - who he would probably REAM for not doing her damn job if his kids weren’t doing well - in…
Agreed on every point, and I was speculating on spacing maybe being the reason someone would ask if this kid was planned or not because again: having two kids isn’t some weird thing that generally warrants those questions but people are also nosy af so who knows.
I seriously thought about writing “Does your fiance know you are off-the-charts batshit insane? Because you sound like a treat.” but that felt mean. Apparently I’m getting soft in my old age.
I was in a good mood that day and told her that if an Internet stranger who wasn’t even telling HER what to do/how to spend her money was upsetting her that much then I wished her great luck in life’s future challenges. Basically a “bless your heart” but for rude little shits. I kind of assumed she was basic as all…
But how else will you know how ZANY people are unless they take pics with a sombrero and a fake mustache?
Oh, I got REAMED on an I Thee Dread post where Lauren was talking about budget and what to cut (or maybe she was afraid she couldn’t feed people if she included all the extras she wanted?) and I suggested cutting out things like the photo booth because asking people to drive to the middle of nowhere for a wedding and…
Yeah, this guy is a fucking asshole. I mean, there are ways to prevent a pregnancy, ZACH, (of course his fucking name is Zach) and you can be a party to that. Get snipped, wrap it up, don’t cum in her. I wonder if she was crying for 4 days because she realized she made a huge mistake in marrying AND reproducing with…
I just snort-laughed WAY too hard at this. Like, coffee on my keyboard.
So, the Pope has no children but is absolutely confident that kids are a joy to parents. OK. I mean, I get that he needs people to keep procreating. Can’t have his priests running out of children to abuse.
From the police station. She was touring the jail.
My SIL has definitely kept the lines of communication open for her girls re: sex and I’ve made my availability known (my husband’s brain would explode so we’re not looping him in) so hopefully they feel like they have somewhere to turn! Woohoo for sex-positive aunties!
Yeah, I deleted a comment that said, “She might be alive if they had let her make a damn call” or maybe escorted her back to her car (?) because ultimately this piece of garbage is responsible for what happened to her. But damn. Maybe if he had driven by and seen her with a cop he would have kept on driving. Ugh. So…