I made a similar comment upthread. At my school you weren’t eligible for valedictorian unless you attended all four years. She was a mid-semester transfer sophomore year. Calling BS!

I also went to a prep school (scholarship kid) and you couldn’t be valedictorian at our school unless you attended all four years. I always thought it was fishy Rory managed that; what’s to stop someone transferring and just crushing it your last year or two? #teamparis

I have SUCH mixed feelings about Logan because he actually showed some growth and hustle by the end of the series. But he also had this tendency to spazz out and go nuts when he didn’t get his way (taking off to Vegas when he lost a shitload of money instead of sticking around and facing the music) and still had some…

Ugh, so annoying when rape gets in the way of your bracket amirite?

RIGHT?! Of all the things to give her that freak out, this was some weak shit. I get that they wanted to maybe knock Rory down a little so we’d see her struggle a little but the catalyst was so fucking stupid.

Marty was the epitome of Nice GuyTM.

Three, though, because he never went in and at the end of the series she was pregnant with #3.

And if he’s getting syndication money? Yeah, I’m sure he cries himself to sleep on his pillow made from CASH.

In my world, boner jokes in general never get old.

A million stars for the Finkle-Einhorn reference.

I am absolutely speculating here, but based on his age I’m betting the daughters are grown now and have forged their own paths. Which: great for them! And I can get how maybe as a parent you want your kid(s) to follow in your footsteps. But why a SON? That guarantees nothing. He’s a moron.

How do I contribute to the Kickstarter for this?

Yeah, it’s not like the “take a penny, leave a penny” tray at 7-11.

Is he accepting applications for new employees? Because I think I’d be a good fit, culture-wise.

Aw, thank you!

My mom works in construction (and I used to) and I cannot hear/say that without collapsing into giggles. I am almost 40 (and a woman).

True! Now that you say that it makes a lot of sense.

Ugh, I wish she was still locked up. Affluenza at its finest here: http://portlandtribune.com/component/cont…

Yeah, because these people strike me as the types to look outward...

They’ll just spend it all on nail polish and tampons!