How fucking hilarious would it be if she endorsed someone else?

Don’t bother. Best not to feed the trolls.

CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH IS OVER, BITCHES!

Oh, absolutely. And I think I made this example before, but if a rando mom or dad who most of the kids don’t know makes waves while the teachers - who they are taught to trust and follow 100% - say, “Ok, let’s do it. What’s the harm?” then its easy to get overruled/ignored. I mean, the goal was to wrangle kids for the…

My goal as a little girl was to have the job, apartment, and wardrobe of either JC Wiatt or Katherine Parker. So sophisticated! So important. I’m at work right now in leggings, boots, and a cardigan. Pretty sure my shirt is from Target.

We had a crazy storm with flash-flood warnings here in CA last year and my husband and I booked it to the store to get a ton of booze and good snacks (perishable and non, since wind seems to knock out power in no time). I felt I was being really extra super duper responsible by throwing in a bottle of water, too.

Mimi...your fiance...WOOF.

Probably relative compared to the other players in this scenario. And I’m not saying she’s brilliant or anything, but sounds like she cared for those boys when no one else would or could.

So horrible for them, but at least someone was willing to step up.

Can you blame them? That could not have been a stable environment!

Yeah, it feels like he wasn’t necessarily into HER, but into the idea of “settling down” or dating someone arbitrarily deemed “appropriate” or whatever. They may not have been what he meant at all, but it’s what it sounds like to me at first. I’d like to think he meant “I was partying a lot and met her and she was…

Does Denise Richards still have custody of the kids Charlie Sheen had with Brooke Mueller? I remember hearing that and, although I’ve never given her any thought at all, thought what a gracious woman to take on these children so that they could have stability and a good sibling relationship with her girls.

Pressure against the sides/walls. I’m starting to think I have a lower cervix (I don’t really have anything else to compare it to...) because everyone with a high one seems to have the opposite issues, which is still incredibly helpful! I’m going to check out those comparisons when I get some time this evening. Thank…

Seriously. I posted upthread that I highly doubt she was in favor of a woman president.

Uh, are you saying there’s something wrong with wanting to be Diana Ross?

Am I supposed to believe she thought a female president would be a good thing? DOUBTFUL.

Yes. This is all VERY familiar.

See, I think I may have a low cervix, which may explain why I get it all the way up there and still feel it? Hmmm... My plan is to try again this month and if I can’t master it, treat myself to a new array of options for the low-cervixed population :)

Thank you so much!!

Ooh, nice trick! You’re the second person to mention the Meluna, too.