$400K for a Sea Ray? ND!!

They forgot to hold back enough of the funds to pay off the right people.  They must be new to Illinois.

Also in Illinois it’s coming to light that one of the largest COVID testing site companies was defrauding both insurance companies and the government, by repeatedly sending in old tests as new ones. They just went for numbers of test sent in, and didn’t take any steps to make sure anything was done properly other than…

Im pro v11. It made it so I didn’t need to waste half the screen with the radio to change audio sources.

The Morning Shift

Would Falcon Heavy launch have received so much buzz if it had the standard slab of bricks inside instead of a car of equal weight, with cameras and a mannequin to get great photos? When was the last time millions of people gathered around to watch a Lockheed Martin or Boeing test launch?

Sending the Roadster into space was incredibly good marketing with little to no downside.

“Man, tell Elon he doing too much.”

I vote:

Can we get a Morning Shift and then a Tesla: Morning Shift? Like split them up. Cause it’s getting ridiculous.

Why waste capacity and effort building something that barely breaks even when you can do the same and make $10k per unit?

“No worries about assimilation into American culture here”

Probably not the first time a “Crystal Symphony” as be sought for arrest.

First thought:

That’s because different parts of the world want different EVs. An EV that costs $20k and has 100-150 miles of range makes perfect sense in China and parts of Europe. But that doesn’t cut the mustard in the US.

Free electricity to all through large towers spaced out around the US. Good times. Also, the AC/DC war and public battles, which ironically lead to the invention of the electric chair.

No lie. I have to ride in them every once in awhile at conferences because people have to show off how they can afford to rent limos at conferences. They’re not terribly comfortable, take forever to get anywhere in traffic, and half the time the climate control is inadequate so you’re either roasting or freezing…

Hearses are where it is at. Don’t let your first ride in a hearse be your last. 

I can’t think of a much more appropriate place for a limousine. On the official list of things “Everybody Only Pretends They Like”, riding in a stretch limo is right up there with “Jimmy Buffett Concert” and “Wheelbarrow Sex Position”. Get it out of your system on Prom Night. Limos are shit.

Don’t mess with the dancer who can sustain an inverted thigh hold on that thing at highway speed.