Thank god I saw my therapist yesterday.

“Passive-Aggressive Gifts to Make Recipients Feel Sad and Belittled”

You lost me at “your”.

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

Please print and mail this article to:

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

Can’t I simultaneously find this funny and also know that I am never going to go to KFC ever?

That. Horrible. Nail. Polish. Application. 
Liked the article, but kept coming back to that picture. Ugh.

As someone who doesn’t have kids but whose friends and siblings started knocking them out with gusto a few years ago, I can honestly say I think this whole article is nonsense. Your friend(s) had children- it’s one of the single most life altering events that can happen to someone. Being upset that they can’t just put…

The story’s title refers to a “horrible stick bug” which seems completely at odds with the measured, academic tone of the article. Does Gizmodo deliberately editorialize titles to attract readers simply looking for a little gross-out factor?

At least you didn’t mention schav!

Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,…

Boats are the cars of the sea

Ironically, calling things basic has become quite basic.

Wow, this makes me feel ashamed, inferior, skeptical and empty.

That’s pretty much the perfect example of Lawful Evil if I’ve ever seen one right there...

I saw it and it’s SUCH a good one! The queue is fairly long already, but look for it in upcoming months. In the meantime, here’s an oldie that may help.

As a father of an 8 year old, a 6 year old and a 5 year old, this is highly relevant to my interests. Seriously. Please. Anything.

Growing up, I remembered my sister and I sharing a bathroom and it smelled fine. Enter 1 little brother and 3 step brothers and it smelled like pee ALL. THE. TIME! Now I have a little boy of my own, who is three, and the bathroom is starting to smell like old pee no matter how hard I clean it. How do I fix that?!

Don’t attach one to your child and then walk off and grab a Mai Tai at the pool bar