I’m at a point with my in laws where we’re just exchanging currency. My Mother in Law wants a giftcard, my father in law wants a check to put towards the purchase of a model train (but he won’t let us order the train) or a Lowe’s giftcard, my sister in law wants a giftcard and so does my husband. WTF?! Let’s just all…

Am I terrible for saying this: I would just leave him. Maybe get back together in 5-7 years when those brats are grown up. You don’t deserve this.

I’m first trimester and I can’t stand the smell of onions without gagging (I normally like them.) I read this headline and gagged. Then I had to hurry here to tell you.

What happened to my little boy who would sleep in his bed all night long? He turned 4 and now he wakes up constantly and tries to get into our bed.

Oh, I thought it was a lie because all animals (and plants) have hormones.

But what about all the missing people cases? No body, no murder but couldn’t that increase the statistics by quite a bit? I live in Florida and we have a lot, and I mean a lot, of missing people (+65,000.)

Adjacent to refuse IS refuse.

With my first, we waited until 15 weeks when the doctor said “Tell people. This is happening!” We were pretty scared because of a previous miscarriage, and we hadn’t told many people about that at all. This time around, I’m waiting until Christmas. (~14 weeks) :D

I lived in New Zealand for a year and I had said “bless you” to the coworker in the cube next to me. She curtly informed me that “We don’t say that here.” And that’s how I dropped the habit....

I don’t think any of this applies to the 2002 Nissan Maxima. That’s my husband’s car and it won’t die. It just won’t die. Geez, it won’t even break down. It doesn’t matter if it’s 200,000+ miles. It’s a mechanical miracle.

I’m so simple. I only have a house key and the fob for my push button car. I’m going down.

Here’s my take away from this: I need to eat 2.5 lbs of chocolate daily.

OMG, now I can’t stop looking. LOL!

The most awesome, and I mean thing-causing-awe, thing I’ve ever seen was at a local mall where foot traffic is dying. I went in on a Thursday night to buy something and it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. I got on the escalator to get to the food court and the food court was packed with deaf people all talking…

The vitamin A in carrots is a fat soluble vitamin. That’s what I remind myself when I drown them in butter.  

I was 18. I posted a poem about my ex breaking up with me as an away message. I hope that’s lost forever when they bury this thing.

Saturday morning cartoons.

I still haven’t said the words “President Trump” out loud yet.

Can you sous-vide a good limoncello?

Ew to borscht (but my Babba loves it.) I see your borscht and raise you Orgorkowa.