A roomba is a must!!! How have you gotten this far without one?

Yeah, it’s all about the thesis statement. Does it show that you’re actually putting thought into the paper?

Growing up, I remembered my sister and I sharing a bathroom and it smelled fine. Enter 1 little brother and 3 step brothers and it smelled like pee ALL. THE. TIME! Now I have a little boy of my own, who is three, and the bathroom is starting to smell like old pee no matter how hard I clean it. How do I fix that?!

But if I say “Oh for f***’s sake!” when I get the auto robot person, it transfers me immediately to customer service. I really like that feature. I don’t have to repeat “SPEAK WITH A REPRESENTATIVE” 3 times.

I repeat people’s names to myself in a disturbing voice a la The House Bunny.

Stop reading the news so often is a good piece of advice. I got really into history and upon learning about the period 1900-1920, I realized that a lot of people back then had to have had the same anxiety as a result of industrial pollution, fast paced technologies and a changing job market, a major flu epidemic, and…

I love Keaira LaShae. She makes the monthly subscription fee for Daily Burn worth it.  

I once saw a colleague, who brought her kid to work, get asked during our meeting by her son if he could play on the iPad instead of do his homework. She said no, he went away. He came back again and she said, very firmly (not raising her voice, more like ‘business voice’)“Jason, it’s not going to happen. Do your…

Most of my posts are of my adorable toddler, who I want to show off to my friends and family who can’t see him often, that’s an exception, right?

Just like an Ed Hardy shirt.

Do Australians read Lifehacker? Do you hear that Australia?! No more tiger selfies from your holidays in Thailand!

Ugh, thanks a lot. Now my entry will have even more competition.

I won’t tell you not to drink Diet Coke because of the health risks. I’ll just tell you that Diet Coke tastes like cardboard. It’s awful. I have no idea how people drink anything diet. SUGAR TASTES AMAZING!!!

Oh Bob, I’m going to tape little bits of paper over your eyes.

Yes. This needs to be a meme.

Jon talks a big game about having seen the enemy in the north. But Sansa has seen the same of the south. She should have the clout to challenge him.  

Is it like haydari? Haydari is crazy good!

I read about this on longreads a while ago: https://longreads.com/picks/youre-16-youre-a-pedophile-you-dont-want-to-hurt-anyone-what-do-you-do-now/

Live every week like it’s Shark week. -Tracey Jordan

I’m trying to figure out how many creepers in Manhattan will be masturbating in this thing.