I thought he had a churro.

This is hilarious. All great questions to be asked on ‘How Did This Get Made?’

George W. isn’t just into jogging. He is a runner. I read a funny article where they had interviewed a member of his secret service team that said it was easy to keep up with Clinton but they realized George W was way faster and it was more of a work out to protect him on his runs. It made me laugh.

I just got the Chase Sapphire Reserve and I need to meet that $4,000 in three month bogey. I’m doing this!

Can I just plug the TSA’s instagram account? It makes me laugh all the time to see what people put in their carry-ons.

I love your screen name. It’s the best.

Not yet but I will be! In a truly psycho move I told my husband that he will need to set the me-diamond on a ring and give it to his second wife if he ever remarries, so I can keep an eye on her.   

Good advice. I have it in my will that my ashes be sent to Life Gem to make me into a man-made diamond. This way I will literally be a Crystal after death. The pun makes me giggle and helps me deal with the whole death thing.

Go with Index Funds and beware Lifecycle funds, they cost soooo much more!

In the hundred employee benefit plans that I’ve audited, I’ve only seen a couple max out the match via a profit sharing contribution for a certain “class” of employees. Aka, only the partners of a law firm were given a $50K employer profit sharing contribution into the plan. Everyone else got a standard match of up to…

While we’re talking about cleaning the things attached to our face. I wipe down my phone with Lysol wipes every night. It definitely triggers outbreaks if you have a dirty phone. I just think of the wipe down as part of my skin care routine.

That’s actually a really good point.

Go buy a large chocolate mold and make chocolate gifts. The little chocolate pellets are inexpensive. My favorite: the life-size glock. Who doesn’t want to put a chocolate gun in their mouth?! Death by chocolate!

This lady works for a construction contractor, clearly. This looks like a construction timeline schedule.

Great story!

Side note- if you pay cash (over $10,000) - a ‘good’ dealership is going to complete a Form 8300 to disclose the high dollar purchase to the IRS. So if you’re buying with drug money (or some other non-reported income) - go to the shady dealership or buy a car that’s less than $10,000.

You can also see if there are outfitter stores in the area that rent strollers, high chairs, pack n plays, car seats, etc for your trip. We’ve had luck renting from camping places. You wouldn’t think that they had kid stuff to rent out, but they do!! And it beats paying for excess baggage.

What?! How do I work there!?

It gets a little more complicated than that. You should really get a copy of your Summary Plan Description and figure out a few things. Maybe talk to a benefits specialist and you may have access to an adviser through your plan that won’t cost you anything. Also, most plans that have a year-end match or true up do not…

We stopped drinking soda and started drinking La Croix. It took about a week to get used to, but it totally helped us kick the soda habit and now we're more hydrated than ever! :)