On the likely zero percent chance he actually received all the treatments they claim he was given (Regenerons drug, Remdesivir, dexamethasone, heroin... probably) the side effects of all those combined, I’m surprised he’s not floating and glowing like Mr. Burns in the Simpsons.

The car goes WOO WOOOOO!

Ugh.  Dammit.  You’re right.  He’s more likely to walk out with an actual tan and six-pack abs than croak.

Giving an experimental drug whose trial could only report results of 270 or so of 1000 patients to the President of the United States is a massive deal.  It shows only “promising” results in people that were not already hospitalized.  There is a substantial amount that we are not being told here.

400 kids??!?  How do you have time to be anywhere else but the front door?  That some wild stuff!

My apologies to all the hotels that didnt lend me a bottle opener after forgetting my own.

Hey, I like Flea Market Flip as much as the next guy, but I know our capabilities.

Same.  What an epic bar cart.  So much better than some cobbled together shit from a flea market that the wife sees as a ‘fun together project’.

Did the police try “no-knocking”?  Of course they didnt.

You say that like Lifetime hasnt already finished casting.

To his credit, he as definitely exposed a piece of crap for what it is, but I dont think he was planning on that being himself.

“I didnt want any of this!”

*Rips bong* in San Diegan

Not a lot of people have seen this level of failure.

Running for office would open them up to entire worlds of scrutiny.  They are all idiots but Papa Trump got to live in a world where he was able to build a brand that was able to sell him as a success, his kids dont have that luxury.  Its also similar to why you wont see Fucker Carlson run.  Why run for office and be…

Did their dentist have a BOGO sale on veneers?

The flow of traffic on a CA freeway is over 80, which on my OBDII dongle was a negative mark for amount of time in minutes above 80mph.  Just keeping up with traffic could very well cause you to lose any benefit gained from having this device.

I have a OBDII dongle in my car that monitors a number of things about my car and tells me about any codes that might trip. Another feature is it tells me how it rates me as a driver. I’ve not have a traffic ticket in 20 years, nor have I been in or caused an accident. I’m generally courteous, dont tailgate, and…

One more ‘K’ in her name and Trump would have blindly given her an ambassadorship.

The people that freak out about what could be in their cheap burger meet have clearly never been to an old world deli.