We are truly living in an Onion timeline.

Every time I see those articles I keep thinking some goon in his cabinet is saying to themselves “hey, thats a good idea.”

Its all about the body punches right now.  The book took its shot and has been cycled out the news.  Now its the lawsuits turn for a body blow.  Keep taking these shots until they cant take any more.  And then five more kicks to the ribs after the bell.

Its a huge deal that Trump is as old and unhealthy as we all know he is.  Attempts to completely fuck the election (beyond the fuckery that already exists in gerrymandering) would ruin the political careers of anyone that let it happen and Trump is honestly not long for this world.  If he were younger/healthier and it…

Yesterday when turning after a light where the road heads straight uphill, a Tesla 3 was next to me and just fired its ass up that hill like it was nothing.  I was in my not-slow Lexus IS and we werent racing or anything but I was seriously impressed with how quickly they shot away from me.  I really need to drive one.

If Chase wants their points, 1.5 cents isnt going to get me to sell them back.  I never carry a balance from one month to the next, so they arent getting a dime from me.  I’m not expecting anything other than what I signed up for, but I’m also not selling points back to them.  That’ll be for my vacation.

There are many stories about how the harassed workers at the clinics see protestors come in for their own abortions and then right back on the picket line and cant call our the hypocrisy due to laws in place (which of course are good laws and entirely necessary). Many many many conservatives in office have had…

There is plenty of info out there showing Ellen is a bit of a piece of shit.  Someone replied to the OP with a video explaining it, in fact.  If youre feeling gaslit, its because you believe the one article you found.

Bloombergs candidacy attempt feels as far in the distance as 2016.  My god, 2020 will never end.

I dont know about that entirely.  At least not on a large scale for long. Their lives actually get BETTER if Biden wins. Just because they voted for Trump, any benefit like tax cuts for the people that need it or any semblance of universal healthcare, they will get it too. They just believe they are the only ones that…

Chase needs to find a way to offload a metric fuck-load of points that all their customers are sitting on. I imagine its an enormous liability on their financials that points spending has nearly come to a complete halt the last six months. That being said, 1.5 cents to release them off that liability isnt going to do…

We have seen what he’s been able to do to houses, but I want to see what he’s done with the 1800's schooner he’s apparently captaining.

For years I thought my next vehicle would be electric.  Then came the Telluride.  Then came this beauty which is even better.  Sign me the hell up for that green one with the light brown interior.

Youre not watching the Battery Day stream?

The LA Rams new stadium cost 5bln, and NASA can build on the moon for a bit over half that.  Amazing.

Okay, here is the thing, and I know many many people have figured this out and brought it up before.  Just like every other bullshit extremely partisan issue, the people with the seats up for election will waiver, but it will never be enough to block a vote and thats completely by design.  Do not fall for their…

No shit right?  Ask a hotel receptionist if theyre allowed to treat people like shit.  They deal with hundreds of guests per day.  Ellen just has to shoot the shit with celebrities or genuinely interesting people.  What a terrible gig!  Where do I sign up??

Bullshit. Millions of people deal with more stressful jobs every day that matter a hell of a lot more than her and pay a hell of a lot less. No one says she needs to do it with a smile on her face but she sure as shit needs to treat people with respect.

QUIT FUCKING TRAVELING!

And we have a new top contender for my 2020 Halloween costume!