Base model gets Comic Sans

ThunderCougarFalconBird... Hybrid

I gave this show a go by watching the first season and the first episode of the second, but the constant fellating about how much they think the show is incredible (stolen from Korea) and the very first song sung being “The Greatest Show” was annoying.  Their banter seems so so scripted, and I hate any show that will…

Voices change when they hit puberty, which for them would have been but a few years ago.

Sharon Osbourne is an ENORMOUS piece of this.  This is not a surprising take by her.

Wait until Fox News finds out about Obamas tan carpet.  Their minds will melt all over again.

One of my neighbors has been trying to sell his seafoam green 2003 TBird.  He’s had the For Sale sign in the window for so long now.  Poor bastard.

I’ve been fortunate that both my wife and I have had well paying jobs that were not affected by the pandemic, so we havent received any assistance, but it has been disgraceful to see the lack of movement by our government to help those that arent as fortunate.  

I’ve never seen them add insulation though.  So the houses are both bland and chilly.

I’m not getting a check, but get these fucking things out to the people that need them already! Its disgusting and embarrassing to watch this play out SO poorly on the world stage.

This is exactly how I view them to be.  Their banter, while a bit forced for the camera and to create content, seems not so far off what I’d expect.  They just seem like nice people, but bland as all hell and their taste and skill at remodeling homes deserves the enormous target for criticism that they get.

Years and years of Fox News depicting the border as a turnstile.

When you already reach this age, the likelihood you live longer goes up.  Best to just wish for him to be dead soon.

I am appalled at this rendition.

I inherited bad toe luck from my Father, so we have two lifetimes of constant toe-stubbing experience.  The worst was in sandals and a drunk me saying bye to a drunk buddy and him kicking directly into my big toe with his shoe.  15 microfractures in the first joint.  That one hurt like a mother for quite a while!

“Why does it look like it was dragged 15' and then placed on top of your car?”

You are absolutely going to crush this the day it finally happens to you.

“Wow that doctor is crazy! Wait... I was having my spleen removed at that time...”

Its crazy how BMWs autopilot drives exactly like their customers.

I cannot imagine the danger posed by a tennis ball truly even registers on the list of things to be worried about. I would only play fetch with them and agree they aren’t chew toys, but there are many other and more serious things to be mindful of.