He should have gone with honky

I’d like a follow-up episode so we can find out what these “in-laws who foot most of the bill” say when they realize their son-in-law invited a random fucking friend along to join in the mooching.

One of those kids is probably his.

Yeah dude, that’s a really weird and violent fantasy. I mean, you basically just described Alamo Drafthouse but without good beer or popcorn and instead heaps of disproportionate violence.

It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.

Be a man!

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road Remix (feat. Antoine Dodson and Billy Tatum)

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

People often confuse lots of prose with “good writing.” Which is why this style persists.

I’m glad someone else sees it. I’ll be happy when his incoherent Dennis Miller Lite routine goes somewhere else. (Socialist roulette? Really?)

Agreed. Deadspin is supposed to make fun of old paper guys who argue about clubhouse presence and high butts and pitcher wins and stolen bases and sacrifice fly outs.

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

Ray finally left Bay Area radio and Post Game shows. Thank god. And now on Deadspin. Fine with me. 

He has nothing to own up to.  

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

So you only watched...one quarter of one game of the NBA finals? Who gives a shit what the fuck you think.

I contend that the Raptors’ championship is actually worth [checks xe.com] about 25.2% less than any previous title.

No.

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