the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

it’s right there in the recommended stories

I’m not even sure I have clarified what my position is with enough clarity that I could openly defend it. I just know it doesn’t look anything like the author’s position, nor the author’s straw-man of the opposing position.

That feeling where you read an article and find you have views that are quite different than the author, but in no way are they close to the views the author has characterized as the opposing view...

Damn, digging in our heels in on the “Fuck Spoiler Culture” thing, huh?

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.

What pocket do you keep it in? Assuming it’s been used to clean bodily fluids, what do you do with it next? I’m hung up on putting the wad of snot back in my pocket.

why would I want to carry around a piece of cloth with snot in it all day?

Rarely ever comment, but this one cuts to my core ... so here goes nothing.

As someone who has worked as a music journalist in earnest, the entire industry tends to be a clusterfuck of people far too willing to ape other’s opinions. It’s how you get publications saying bombastic stuff like “The Arcade Fire is the most…

Please accept my assistance in yelling at this cloud. 

welcome to the right side of history, my friend. 

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

Fucking hell. I used that exact same excuse, and my wife was all, “Oh, really? You played on the 2004 Olympic men’s basketball team?” and I was all, “You don’t remember that?” and she was like, “no, where’s you medal?” and I was like, “You think I’m bring a fucking Bronze medal home from Sydney,” and she said, “The…

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

Maybe they’re flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong?

I’m just REALLY sick of people saying this, because it’s blatantly untrue.

That’s called Jetering.

this “JBJ is superhuman” thing is kind of getting old when his DWAR is negative and he ranks 15th in the MLB among qualifying CF-ers in FPCT. but yeah, JBJ is “superhuman.”

“some worrying ‘that hiring LeBron’s former Cleveland Cavaliers coach would be giving James too much control in Lakerland.’”