Nothing.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

Season 8, Episode 3: “Can’t See Shit” dir. Miguel Sapochnik

this is a cool and normal thing to be worried about 

To be fair, the Mets’ MRI machine is just a refrigerator box with a bed of ball bearings and a white noise machine.

The basis is billionaire.

That’s a pretty fucking stupid bet. 

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

Is there a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore?

I don’t know. Maybe. But regardless of your political affiliation, yesterday was an historical moment in sports and if you’re unable to appreciate that because you’re more concerned with performative wokeness, that’s to your detriment, not mine.

Yeah what an amateur not bringing his sex life into the golf broadcast.

His slump had turned him into the top target for boo birds at Camden Yards

Not today, Satan.

I’m one of those people, and I don’t feel like it’s a kick in the dick at all (or in the vag for me, as it were). The show, on the whole, IS bad now, insofar as plotting goes. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t capable of brilliant episodes or character moments. The first 20 minutes of “Winds of Winter” is the best thing…

I know the ‘Come at me bro’ thing has been memeified into oblivion (as it should!), but that was REALLY FUCKING DOPE. The look on Jon Snow’s face, and the camera pulls back to see, like, a couple dozen boats with wildlings, vs. THOUSANDS OF NEWLY ANIMATED CORPSES FUUUUUCKING SHIT

When I was eleven years old I walked up to the other team’s coach and said the harshest, most inexcusable thing to him. They were just words, but those words got me a punch on the top of my head. More of a hammer strike really.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

I’m pretty sure that doing something unimpressive and forgettable that still inspires eighteen thousand thinkpieces a day on The Ringer is basically the ending the show deserves.