Old Simpsons references are 99% of the reason I come to the comment section (the other one percent is dick jokes). 

Virginia really had Guy over a crate & barrel

This guy Guy needs to take advantage of this and list “food”, “clothes”, and “shelter” on their registry. 

Yo, I hear you BUT....What if the Joker was really all the friends we made along the way?

I also prefer having sex with your wife over watching porn

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

I can't believe I'm siding with the awful NCAA but it's not their fault that mormons are whackos. 

Here’s me and some girls, just out of frame, all laughing with admiration at my blue with white polka dot Happy Socks

Evaluating a QB solely on the basis of team success or failure is dumb (see: Sanchez, Mark). Evaluating a WR solely on the basis of team success is insane.

Get out of my room dad.

The Giants traded Odel Beckham Jr. to the Browns for a first round pick, a third round pick and Jabril Peppers.

I love beer but I leave my body when someone starts talking to me about the process they go through to make it.  I’m here to forget, not to learn. 

Actually, it’s kind of the exact opposite--this shows how very difficult it is to convincingly fake an attack, and how easily the stories of people lying about being assaulted crumble under investigation. Nobody is sincerely equating “believe victims” with “don’t investigate crimes”; that’s a straw man used by rape…

Its not fair to ask him questions so close to sundown.

He’s pining for the fjords!

Dead? No, he’s not dead. See?

love that a letter writer just had an idea that became a movie by the love actually and slumdog millionaire guys/ replace GNR with the Beatles. 

It was “digerati.” Don’t watch Kevin Durant’s TV show. Thank you.

Good to have you back, Drew. But I fully expected an entire 90 minutes spent rectifying the food blasphemy that’s been metastasizing in your absence. The cursory discussion of Greenwell’s awful pan-takes, among others, was really just the tip of the awful-food-take pyramid.

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.