Winners

But what time does “What time does what time does the super bowl start start” start?

Something incredibly hyped run by a grifter that’ll thoroughly swindle any idiot dumb enough to give money to it?

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

If the house has been on the market for a while for $1.7 million, and it hasn’t sold, it’s not a $1.7 million house.

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

There’s an old line about Brooks Robinson playing third base “like he came down from a higher league.”  Mariano as a relief pitcher felt like that to me as well.  When he came loping out of the bullpen, you just had no doubt. It’s rare as a fan to see someone playing at a level that you just know is historic instead…

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Headline: Ian Rapoport puts Scott Linehan on full blast

I bet Rivera set him up.

To each their own. I’m just the type of guy, that when life gives me hot dogs, I ask for ketchup. Not if they’re nitrate free...

Dear Deadspin,

How the fuck did you not manage to title this “Portnoy’s Complaint: Barstool is too racist” ???

Sincerely,
Uncle Milty
Dept. of Witty Literary References

Typical keyboard warrior

If he didn’t kill anyone, then why did he give that quote?

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*

Didi has gotten better in each of the 4 years he’s been starting there, I don’t understand

Not all of us in the greys are shitheads.  Some of us are just stuck here in comment purgatory forever.

[shaking head, turns off the podcast in disgust]

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.