What if the button up shirt is flannel and the t-shirt under it says “SOUNDGARDEN”?

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

Bears fans aren’t going to stop talking about this win for a long time

ftfy

It’s interesting you think that says anything about the OP, when really all it tells us about is YOU.

Easier said than done. Next you’ll be telling me that I actually need to talk to people to make friends. As if I’ll ever do such a thing.

I can assure you, you weren’t the lame one in that exchange.

The only thing you eat with pizza is more pizza.

That’s definitely not true.

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

“receiving core”

It was a perfect setup, and you knocked it out of the park. +1 shiny and chrome!

I don’t think the regents have yet been able to get beyond Thunderdome.

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

Very similar pattern to me making my way to the bathroom 13 beers in

Bet that guy is a big fan of handing out salt tablets.

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

If Bell reports, it’s really a case of addition by contraction.

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS