You’re coming in pretty hot with the insults for people making valid points you disagree with for someone with no medical training who “honestly doesn’t know if there’s any medical evidence” to support what he thinks the doctors should have said!

Thanks!

Agreed

So... did the Mets wake up after that or nah?

Ok, done! I’m imagining a scenario in which nobody has made a mistake that doesn’t seem directly relevant to pointing out that some mistakes are not errors. Why am I doing this again?

Oh yeah, I’ve seen them in action! It’s pretty cool actually:

God damn, I knew it would have to be an inside job if someone was gonna steal all the gold from Fort Knox, but I didn’t know the FBI was involved!

Oooh, I’ve never seen a Russian troll in the wild!

I want to create a bunch of burner accounts just to give you more stars. The people out here arguing against the strawman that we didn’t like this bullshit because “it destroyed our feminist fantasies and actually it was good and right if you really think about it” are really showing their asses. We didn’t like this…

Watching this frame by frame, it seems like there’s something to this strategy in running that there’s not for baseball. I know you’re supposed to keep running to first base so you’re not decelerating, but you’re also trying to touch the ground with something that’s farther from the ground than your feet. It does…

Sure, it’s a small sample size, but it’s a big league, in which he’s ranked DFL (#837!) by WAR.

Came here for this - Generating headlines about your “latest insane feat” while hitting .140 with a WAR of -1.2 is a pretty insane feat in and of itself, if you think about it.  

“Fuck you.” - me

I dunno buddy, I think those look more like the also-mentioned-in-this-article “racist and misogynist cartoons penned during his early years.”

I agree - this really bugs me about every Deadspin article about these issues. It’s a complicated issue and they never take a position on what a good policy would be beyond “Look how much the NFL sucks at this!”

Fart toilet.

Knicks fan here - I want to get this on the record now in case I forget it later: Kevin Durant’s Silicon Valley Thinkovator cosplay (as I understand it through ESPN ads for The Boardroom) fucking sucks.

When you’re right, you’re right. Opiate addiction is an individual, personal moral failing. Nothing more, nothing less. Good point!

Agreed. Also, even though Danerys’s storyline last season wasn’t as exciting as I hoped, I remember pumping my fist at the end of Winds of Winter when the credits roll after the dragon flies over the armada like “OH SHIT, KHALEESI’S COMING TO WESTEROS!!!!!!”

Well said. This guy is a great example of how badly child abuse can fuck somebody up for life.