I dunno man. I didn’t accomplish anything until I stopped smoking was older.

FOOTBALL IS WAR - dumb. FOOTBALL IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR SOLDIERS - dumbest.

“Who among us could eat a thimble of cheese and call it a day?” I think this is the key to understanding and probably dismissing studies like these. Those among us who could eat a thimble of cheese (or wine, or whatever) and call it a day possess a self-discipline I lack that could never be fully captured by asking…

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It means nobody was offside on that play, and that I agree it just looked like unremarkably not-great soccer.

A rule that doesn’t apply to players who are on their own side of the field at the moment the ball was last touched?

Nah.

It IS worth it! I want to see your skills of an artist.

As a near-lifelong Connecticut resident whose 4th grade class spent the day between the Tate George and Laettner games during the dream season making “Go Huskies” signs to hang around the school, I agree. UConn football can fuck the fuck off. They’re the whole reason we’re in this depressing mess. We tried to get…

Fixed.

Plus, if you hop on the Spurs bandwagon, you’ll be in (great? No that’s not right... notable) company.

You must have forgotten this Super Bowl:

Agreed. A new lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.

Just wanted to add a voice to the chorus that no, Venus didn’t win the US Open today. I hope you edit your post!

Ah, I misread. I thought his total salary was $600k. Still a cheap-ass move though!

Their salary savings must be pro-rated, right? Given that the major-league-minimum salary of the player they’ll call up to replace him is $535k, and we are 5/6ths of the way through the season, isn’t their projected savings closer to ~ $10k thank $600k?

You literally consider “the detailed study of the shape and size of the cranium as a supposed indication of character and mental abilities” a more respectable field of study than “the study of human societies and cultures and their development?” That’s literally pretty racist!

I believe that there are and that they face an uphill battle in a fucked up industry (see rule #4080), but listing four names, one of whom is in the article above, and then trailing off because you don’t have your notes... isn’t a compelling argument, you know?

OR!! Cook your burgers the usual way and take them off the grill before the cheese is overmelted.