Counterpoint: Nah, fuck that guy.

Yes, guy who calls himself Zen Bard with a lute avatar, it was totally a “Gen X thing”.

“Roughly half to two-thirds of faculty in those categories would receive higher-than-average raises.”

I think I speak for everyone in the greys when I say Boooooooooooo-URNS. And thank you, and I will check out your show and good luck!

I don’t know what the exact definition of a sport is, but I do know that the Venn diagram of people who spend hours arguing in increasingly condecending terms that something that’s been in the Olympics since 1908 is not a sport and assholes looks like this:

You live in a neighborhood with once-weekly alternate side cleaning where Tuesday spots are still easily available on Wednesday? You know nothing, Dom Cosentino.

He beat Joe Louis’s ass!

“Every person who works here also has the ability to be a copy editor at a moment’s notice.”

I think it’s just a little too precious for (what I think) a wedding (should be). Other than that they’re great.

Do you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

So right. “Gatsby” is a theme because of how vividly the book describes the opulence of the era, not because people are stupid and didn’t finish the book. If I threw a Goodfellas party, safe to say the theme would be more “as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster” than “WHY DID YOU DO THAT…

And the testimony of someone who claimed to be assaulted by the defendant in the same way. And sworn testimony from the defendant that he had seven prescriptions for Quaaludes that he gave to women he wanted to have sex with...

I think it has much more to do with compartmentalization than building his whole public persona as a cover story.

Also: Wing “walking?” Dude sits in a chair the WHOLE time.

“watch as she spells “sasparilla” with ease”

Where I live I absolutely have to use some kind of ground coverage or I’m fucked with weeds. Also, it’s not dramatic to disagree with you that taking on a big landscaping project is the least I can do.

I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.

“The very least I can do” is replace my entire front lawn with an impeccably manicured garden and keep it weeded, mulched, and clean of debris? Nah, it’s far easier to mow the lawn. Also, water in Connecticut comes from the sky.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

Now it’s a manageable 929 words. Good editing!