Wasn't there an Onion article about a kid who was bankupting Make a Wish because his first wish was for infinite wishes?

Really, because out of curiosity I scanned his post history and nothing he posted indicated someone who's children should be taken away. I did see you two had a disagreement where he presented his side and you said "F*** you."

I don't think anyone was genuinely bothered by it. But the sight of the Vice-President touching a piece of NASA equipment right next to where it says "Do Not Touch" is comedy gold.

And you know what? That's fine. The mistake is thinking that these parents of trans kids are all super-progressive and accepting. Most, if not all, took a lot of time to become accepting. It's all about loving your child and wanting what's best for them. If you read their stories, you'll see how hesitant many…

Well, Darth can go either way…

DaFuq? His kids should be taken away because he wants them to be happy and he would accept them and love them if they were gay or trans? Yeah, call Family Services right away! What a loving monster!

Yep, you got it. That's it in a nutshell. Fun people!

Guess the "wife" and I are canceling that trip to Dollywood.

I do enjoy the irony of that as well. I like telling them that "You know the Matrix is a trans metaphor and the red pill represents estrogen, right?"

You know what? Me, too. I know it's crap, but for me, it was enjoyable crap. It helps that I love watching Kevin Kline do comedy and Kenny B hamming it up is always fun. The alt-history steampunk is kinda fun, too.

Absolutely, especially when Varner's whole buildup to the outing was that Zeke was being deceptive and hiding something. Varner even said, this points to Zeke was capable of deception.

Nobody wins when you fight the Breitbart people.

I'm amazed no one's mentioned EEGAH! It features two lines I still use today.
"Watch out for snakes!" It's best said when somebody's walking away.
"Nobody says whee!"

Have you ever thought about being evil? I mean REALLY evil.

That's too funny, because Robot Vs The Aztec Mummy was my introduction to MST. I guess I had nowhere to go but up!

"Comedy is the ability to make people laugh without making them puke." That was all I ever needed to learn from Steve Martin.

Seriously? Wow! Yeah, next year, get the two accountants who care the LEAST about Hollywood so they do their job.

That was the single finest piece of writing that has ever graced the AV Club.

Next year? Target: The Musical!

I read somewhere that they do two copies of each card in case something happens to one. They even take different routes to the ceremony, just in case. My guess is next year, only one briefcase is offstage, while the other is holed up in a room somewhere else in the building, just in case.