The wife is a bills fan and did not make her normal 1100-1 super bowl bet recently in Vegas. By the time we go back in December they may be 12-0 and she will only get 80-1. 

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Beaten with the crossword and jumble section of the newspaper every day growing up

I’m probably not going to see this anytime soon. I'm so fucking sick of the joker at this point I'd rather see the Riddler get the same treatment.

Yeah, that’s always been my rule of thumb. If you’re watching a game, at the stadium or at home, go ahead with “We should have scored” or “The Refs are screwing us”.

Wow. I felt precisely the opposite about the movie and loved most of it. Clever camerawork, enjoyable subversions, and some fun new ways to explore the inevitability of Michael Meyers.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

Yes, the company should have a response soon, although these things always take longer than you think they should. But the article was about why Bill Simmons hasn’t made a statement about the union’s request for recognition. The answer, which is obvious to anyone with a little bit of experience with these things, is…

You should be aware that Simmons can’t really make a statement until the company, as a whole, responds to the request. Making any statement about the union’s request for recognition could be a potential unfair labor practice, particularly if any part of that statement could be construed as an attempt to interfere with…

Also Netflix: gave 8 series from female creators a shot?

Maybe they can find an IP that’s already been written for them from start to finish, since it’s clear they can’t write themselves out of a wet paper bag for anything without help.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

Yeah but the Red Sox are, err, cute and scrappy and small market and oppressed or something! So it’s okay!

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

Would the ball of dropped for an incompletion? Please someone, make this happen again.

The soldiers, Marines, squids and air force airpeople or whatever the hell they are who actually get it are disgusted by the idolatry. It’s stupid and is profoundly unhealthy.