I mean... we’re not all stuck in Boston 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Exorcist III doesn’t get any credit because Exorcist II was so bad but it is a very good horror movie.

This. Just watch it.

Just make it Deadspin’s version of The Onion’s mass shooting article

COTY material 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Here for some sanctimonious prattle from those who support VGK for some unknown reason, and maybe Bruins moronicity.  So far mostly disappointed

The Sharks can’t ALWAYS get bailed out by a 5 minute major.

List of people that feel sorry for the Sharks:

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

Sharks are gifted two series wins by the refs, and now they’re blaming the refs for this loss.

<pedantry/> Melanin. Melatonin is that stuff that helps you sleep. But your point remains a good one. (Side note: why the hell is JD Martinez going? Is is just because he’s really into guns?)

The academy called bro, they want the stick up your ass back

“If you’re already a fucking cynic about literally everything, you won’t like the thing other people like”

Saved you a few thousand words

Yes, truly, destroying others’ enjoyment of what is, ultimately, harmless entertainment, is a noble and just endeavor. A salute to you!

This is so great, you think you have friends. :)

I am truly sad that anyone can be shallow enough to find this drek entertaining.

I bet you regret getting the Japanese symbol for “I can eat 50 eggs” tattooed on your left arm, huh?