cjspillerhighlife
CJ Spillerhighlife
cjspillerhighlife

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Sure is good to have Jimmy McGill insisting on accurate trash pop culture references again: “Actually it’s Jaws 3D.”

I know there are people who think hot weather is the be all and end all of life but I’d take either of those cities over Tampa or Jacksonville. 

No, I mean I’m pretty sure it is still better than Buffalo > Cleveland. 

The day they mixed the white meats and the dark meats in buckets was the day our country lost something we can never, ever regain.”

Pepé Le Pew is a rapist.

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

#MePew

If this blog will not recognize Gossamer, I will not recognize this blog. Good day.

I will see the Pats and their MAGA-stan/labradoodle QB knocked down a peg at any price.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Deadspin has a responsibility to keep its readers up to date about fast-food family feuds, IMO

Totally disagree. I want to get the majority of the drive done on day 1 then have a manageable drive the next day to at least try to maximize that day of “vacation.”

I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

I think it’s impressive that they did such a good job establishing Black Panther and Spidey and Bucky Barnes and the Guardians of the Galaxy etc. that when they disappeared it wasn’t just an eye roll “of course only the new guys get it.” Those still felt like very significant losses. The realization that the original