...the 34-17 Yankees, the team with the second beat record in baseball, is more embarrassing than the team that batted out of order in the first inning of a game this season?

I enjoy all the non-sequiturs here. Nice of Arkham to grant you Internet access.

Two or three times less than they’ve watched Boondock Saints.

hoping sports are bad to own the libs

Bill Simmons: Okay, since you’re a girl, I’ll walk you thru this

The one thing that I have trouble separating is that PFT is far from the only employee that separates what they themselves do from other bad behavior on the blog that they work at. There are several allegations that have come out in the not-to-distant past about current or former Deadspin employees. To my knowledge,…

It’s silly to write this without mentioning that he has contributed for Deadspin, both in and out of character.

The issue of whether he should remove himself from or advocate against his employer/sponsor is separate from whether PMT listeners are otherwise engaged with Barstool. I’m a regular pod listener who is not familiar with the company’s other products, and I can’t imagine I’m alone.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

I will root for Arsenal in a friendly against a team of terminally ill children before I root for the Celtics.

I’m not rooting for Boston. I want you to imagine what your average Celtics fan is going to be like if Brad Stevens grits his way past the Warriors. After Bill Simmons celebrates his 35th title since 2001. Think long and hard about the world you claim you want.

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

Matthew Vaughn’s grimy, under-appreciated Kick Ass

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Yeah buddy!

The Pacific Time Zone is a far superior location for sports fans thus it is actually the Land of the Light. Checkmate.

Yanny.

Our gender reveal was when our doctor went, “Yeah, it’s a girl.” We then took a picture of the ultrasound to my dad, when we had dinner at Olive Garden together. I’m not saying I’m the greatest American alive, but it would probably be fitting.