yeah, no. Innocent until PROVEN GUILTY. The proof lies with the accuser. Everyone is 100% innocent until the state proves beyond any reasonable doubt that the defendant is guilty. Kind of a big deal. You know, what our entire legal system is built on.

If...focus on the IF here...it is not true-then it absolutely is about hurting him. If it IS true-then it’s a different story.

Crazy question. What if he’s the one telling the truth and her, “I dont want to deal with the stress’s of the trial” was just an excuse because she knew she was in the wrong?

This is important! Boston fans (post-2004) are the most insufferable people in America and must be humiliated at every possible opportunity.  

1. Cavs win

If you take the fact that they’re from Boston out of the equation, they are a super likable team.

Do you have any idea how smug Boston fans are going to be about their smaat coach if he wins with this crew? Because everybody knows that when the team has a smart coach, intellect runs down to the fanbase, and they become Basketball Knowers of the highest order.

1. Cavs win.

You’ve got a Boston team winning waaaay to high on a list of desirable outcomes.

You made a slight miscalculation:

If only there was a sport with playoffs going on right now that are 1000 times better than the NBA playoffs.

This guy’s shirt slips off astonishingly quickly:

H.R.C., eh? Every artist wants to sign their work. This is definitely a Soros-funded false flag operation to slander everyday God-loving Southern patriots.

GOODBYE FOREVER!

It was crowdsourced by a colony of carpenter bees.

So “EVERYONE” must hate Clinton more? She did get far fewer votes?

I still got two of the McDonalds glasses they sold to promote this movie. Sometimes I drink booze out of them LIKE A BIG BOY.

Mike Milbury may not be a wordsmith, but at least he never took off his skate and tried to stab a fan.

Bad take. Syrup on savory food is fucking gross. All the proof I need is that McDonald’s thought it was a good idea “McGriddles), thus it has to be garbage,

Your answer to the guy with the vaguely annoying friend-of-fiencee was the best answer, Albert. It was the very, very best answer. It was a real-life answer, the answer of a wise real-life man. It should be read by all members of all marriages, because there’s something in it for everyone.

Thank you for that answer.