Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

I can’t even remember the last time I watched a CD.

Pfft it was a blowout. How many has he hit in the late innings of a close game to win the World Series? #notatrueyankee

Yeah, that would have been a wiser expenditure of the several hundred thousand extra dollars we didn’t have then and don’t have now and never will have, thanks.

“How does your son feel about the benching last year?”

What goes around comes are pound.

Wrong.

I know it’s a very cool and smart move to bag on yet another comic book movie, especially on Twitter, but.................

That’s like arguing that vomiting is better than diarrhea.

“Person sees numerous red flags, proceeds anyway, gets scammed” just doesn’t have the same ring to it I guess.

While searching for a Pat Burrell photo, I found this one that sums up 2003 pretty well.

Even “somewhat” is a stretch. Smoothies are as “healthy” as granola bars.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

I mean, sure it looks bad but we should really wait for the New York Times to interview these people to see if they’re sad about a steel mill closing.

You are real turd. You was hate Kentucky! You sound like a crybaby. Nobody even knows you. Too much hate coming from you.

Conservatives: We demand a free marketplace of ideas where our intellectuals are judged by their words

Wow, she’s lucky they didn’t have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.

Geoff and Wentz look pretty good. Technically the Giants traded up to get Eli, and have won two Super Bowls, while San Diego traded down to get Rivers and a bunch of other stuff and have no Super Bowls.

I mean, I get the sentiment, but the team that JUST won the Super Bowl traded up to draft a QB who ended up as their franchise guy and put up MVP-type numbers before getting hurt.