(raises hand)

i’m moving to what country she’s living in!

I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU STEAK-UMMS and FRIIIIIIiiiies...
Steak-Umm w/fries, I LOVE YOOOOU yessss I DOOOOOOO...

Headphones AND angled the video so his fellow Greyhound bus passengers wouldn’t see? The guy’s manners are impeccable compared to most of the cretins in the world today.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

If by “news” you mean “puff piece about a guy losing weight”

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

Put The Mushrooms In Butter And Then Put The Mushrooms On Toast

Now, we’re talkin’...

Feel like the writer just wants to talk about frogs. We can talk about frogs.

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.

“It’s getting harder to enjoy the day”

“Ey, my man, you like REAL hip-hop?”
-AJ McCarron outside a gas station

I liked Blackcoat’s Daughter because the other shoe finally does actually drop, but I am the Pretty Thing is a movie in which literally nothing happens. Complete waste of time.

Ramo apologized, admitting that his expertise is mostly in Chinese, Japanese and Dirtynese history.

And you can tell what accent they are trying out in a verbal apology.

Awww, he didn’t go with

The guys who who wrote this show don’t know squat.