Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

Ah, Southard, old chap, good to see you. Did you perchance happen to see GRAWNK’S DRYVE TO TH ENDZOUN

Yea, but what time does “What Time Does ‘What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?’ Start?” start?

I’d rather deal with a short burst of fans celebrating and then being smug but relatively quiet about it.

In real life, yes. In the fever dreams of the Pats fan, no.

Yeah - he tried to paralyze Tredavious White BUT HE HAD BEEN GETTING HELD ALL GAME SO ITS REALLY THE REFS FAULT THAT GRONK PULLED A WRESTLING MOVE AND SCUMMED WHITE.

A bit much, but okay

I Hate The Patriots And All Their Fans But I Live Here And Need Them To Win

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

Mocking Alex is the best Alex.

Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

What the hell did sleeves ever do to this man?

Brady throws a pick-6 to end the game on their first OT possession.

Fake News!

I’m glad that you share similar thoughts on eagles fans being miserable, but I really need to stress to you that I am actively rooting for your team to lose and for you to be so upset about it that you throw up down the front of your jersey.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

I want a Halloween 3 prequel, showing exactly how they stole Stonehenge. 

I think the 2nd Halloween is criminally underrated... I actually found it scarier than the original as a kid. Something about the whole town going apeshit over the murders, and the cops are constantly searching for clues in the wrong places. It’s creepy how Michael Myers is just wandering the town in the middle of the…