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NO ONE CARES!

I can’t tell you what it is. But I can tell you what it isn’t. It isn’t one of them new fangled loaves, that’s for damn sure.

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

i must be in an alternate universe because every DD coffee I’ve had is watery dribble

Bill Simmons and his stans: the kings of Not Even Mad

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

It might be worth pointing out that the reason Drew Bledsoe got benched was because of a life-threatening injury.

I’m triggered by the lack of diversity in this anecdote!

How dare you post such a vile story without a trigger warning!

I was having a pretty good day today. I’d aborted over a dozen babies, I’d gotten a couple of conservative co-workers fired for “hate speech”, and so for lunch I decided to visit Wendy’s. Not to purchase any food—like my fellow elites I only eat artisan kale salads prepared by women in hijabs— but rather to mock the…

Lost is fine the way it is. I loved the ending, by the way. Don’t at me.

RIP Derby. We will miss your wisdom, good boy.

I remain convinced that the project was named after the X-man

The first story suffered from a ridiculousness that was exponentially increased by Dr. Dawson’s resemblance to Rob Huebel, and by the story’s resemblance to a Children’s Hospital episode were Huebel’s Dr. Owen Maestro temporarily kills himself so he can bang a ghost.

I’ll never understand why Playtest is the one to always get singled out.

I’m in the minority in that I quite enjoyed Playtest, but not a fan of The Waldo Moment.