When I think of things I want disenfranchised, I think of The Patriots.

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of Brady and Belichick deflating footballs.

Who benefited from the call? The Patriots.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Just a reminder that the Pats have been gifted at least two game-altering calls. Some things never change. I can’t believe this fanbase earnestly believes they’re victims.

Nightmare fuel.

The Rays got four guys for one. Seems like a pretty sweet deal.

You could say the same thing about any rule change.

He had possession and lunged. The only reason the catch was ruled incomplete is because he was going to the ground and the rules say he’s required to maintain possession even after the ball initially makes contact with the ground. But if a defender had knocked it out before the ball even got to the ground, it would…

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

“pussbopyurpyup”

Old rich white guy is racist and sexist? I am shocked, shocked I say!

What irritates me about stories like this is that there’s no middle ground. I absolutely think it’s important to treat homeless people with dignity and build more affordable housing, but the fact is that some of them act like assholes and attack/hurt innocent people, and a company shouldn’t be considered evil or…

What is “The Point”? Genuine question, since somehow, “sexual harassment exists on a continuum” is apparently the wrong take.

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?