*Grabs popcorn to watch owners implode*

Yet they never depict the Ouroboros shitting in its own mouth.

Man, they need to stop giving shitty titles to good shows. Cougar Town at least made a good run, but Selfie is right up there with Trophy Wife and Better Off Ted on the list of great shows that could have lasted a lot longer if they had better names.

Folks,

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

Are The Bills Actually Good?

Now that this has been published, I look forward to the Bills’ inevitable loss tonight.

Songs that should never be played again, an incomplete list:

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

::::::::Slowly backs away from the internet, turns off computer, closes door, takes shower::::::

and if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that NFL front offices have a real strong grasp of QB evaluation

Pats could pick up Kaepernick as a back-up. Boston fans would surely embrace that.

I was waiting for the call for story submissions this year, and I totally missed it! By the time I posted my story, it was way waaaay in the grays after about 2000 other posts. Anyway, here it is again - creepy camping story! Loved the one from this year that got picked with the footprints in the snow. Eek!!:

Ok, i’m going to post my own weird creepy (LONG) story, even though i’m stuck in the greys which i’ll never escape from. This is the only thing something eerie and creepy and horror movie-like has ever happened in my life. It was a reaaaaalllly long time ago, like around the early-2000's.

*its

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

If you read this all in the Bane voice, it actually works pretty well.

Dave Portnoy is a 40 year old divorced man who is admired by millions of 19 year olds. The day he stops trying to drum up controversy or project a “us vs everyone else” mentality, is the day he wakes up and looks at what he is. Pathetic.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.