You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

It had both!

He should get on his knees and pray every night that PTA cast him in Boogie Nights.

A good list, but I would add “The Raft” from Creepshow 2. I don’t remember any other part of that movie, but I was freaked out the first time I saw it. I know it may not be as iconic as some of the other items on this list, but gosh, the images of the black goo slowly killing off those swimmers still stick with me…

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

Passing along this story about my buddy, I’ll call him Jim, who served in the Army and was in the middle east in early 2000s. He came back with some pretty fierce PTSD, used to think he was hearing calls for help over the car radio and such. Eventually he got some professional help and it seemed like it was all sorted.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

What the hell are Michigan and Wisconsin doing with the good States?

Ok, I sent this in via email because I didn’t want to make a commenting account. Now I’ve learnt that you can make a burner, so I want to play!

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Ok I created a Kinja profile to write this one. About 10 years ago my now-husband and I were renting a postwar duplex in Ottawa. The basement was finished, but was very bizarre. It had a very 70's decor, with fake wood paneling, a basement bar, and an interior bathroom with fully tiled walls and ceiling. I found that…

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

Read this on the way home and enjoyed the mild creeping. Picked up my preschooler, did the normal dinner and bed routine, looking forward to reading the comments. As I kissed my sweet child good night she said to me, “Mommy, can I get another animal in the middle of the night instead of [bunny she’s slept with since…

I have never seen a ghost. I have not received repeated phone calls from disconnected numbers. Weird things do not generally happen to me.

My mom isn’t someone who believes in the supernatural, but every once in a while she has extremely vivid and specific dreams that are unnervingly close to reality. The one that scared her the most happened in the mid-90s, when I was 6 and my brother Keith was 3.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!