I feel as though we all did.

Billy overdosed on oxy last week.

All snark aside, he is the embodiment of the modern sports fans dilemma: he statistically grades well but fails the eye test.

+ 2015 undefeated NFC Champs

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Baseball: a sport where a serious man gets upset at his opponent for not helping one of his own guys play better.

I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

Grandma?

If sports is really an escape from politics, then we should probably get rid of the national anthem before the game. No need for the reminder about politics and war before the game starts.

Oh man, I cannot wait to get home from my office today and crack open the SNES Classic I picked up at the crack of dawn. I’ve talked about it on here before, but as a young Genesis owner I never had the opportunity to play most of these games, and have only tried out a few of them via more recent rereleases (Super…

As many as are decreed by his majesty Mike Judge, the King of Pop-Culture Hill.

“Martial” law.

We regret to inform you the water is racist

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

What did all those generations of American soldiers die for since 1776 if not for a rigid suppression of dissent and absolute loyalty of all citizens to federal power?

I’ll take care of this:

I don’t think so. I hear it’s in such bad shape, they’re thinking of ending it after next season.

No. No one is still watching this show. Not a single person.

The only person manly enough to play Teddy Roosevelt is Nick Offerman.