The asteroid.

Good work Jon. Never let pass the opportunity to be an asshole.

The unwritten rules against the best fans in baseball. Who ya got?

A football team is NOT a Ranger battalion. Do NOT compare the two.

Fear not Jon, I’m sure Nacho Man will soon be exposed as a virulent racist and/or a bad parallel parker.

As Bob Costas said on a recent CNN appearance, there’s no anthem being played before movies or plays. Why is it played before sporting events?

I get it when we’re having international competitions and the athletes are explicitly competing for the pride and glory of their countries. But domestic? Especially when, ironically, players in American leagues are getting more and more international? Makes no sense.

I didn’t catch on to the metaphorical language at first so I thought they literally murdered the character on the show and there was going to be some joke about her corpse being under the floorboards.

In response to questions one and two, why do you hate America?

> ...and felt that he had to stay there while the anthem was played so it didn’t appear that he was walking away.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

The fact that they’re comfortable calling this guy an “owner” actually explains a lot about this whole controversy.

I’m getting the sneaking suspicion that Donald Trump lacks the focus, discipline and humility to be president. I don’t know, just a kooky hunch.

Poppenham Popspurs.

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

“On Patty Mills’s decision to resign with the Spurs because of the team’s culture”

Yeah, poor Yankees are so victimized by the media. So little coverage and hype.

BUT HIS STRIKEO—*gets hit in the face by a 450 ft dinger*

I’m sure Trump will respond in a Lebronesque fashion, an Instagram post of himself working out.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.