Even the trailer for this is so upsetting. I can't stomach an evening of child murder. And, of course, as with so many other things, the people who need to see something like this never will.

I wouldn’t Grantham parole either.

Lightning in a bottle.

I too remember that version of that terrible movie. It was a big deal because it leaked before the movie even came out.

Hopefully it’s got real shoddy special effects to make it comically terrible.

What I’m interpreting from this is: this footage will get leaked. So between this and finding out my student loans will be forgiven, today is the greatest day of my life.

So how did she do on her SAT’s?

OK, but that “at best” is pretty awesome.  Yes, Jordan Peele is the more successful of the two, but Keegan Michael Key is, by basically any measure, very successful.   It’s hard to imagine Desus and Mero would see that as a cautionary tale.  

Yeah, when you find someone that wants it to be federally illegal for Chappelle to do whatever horseshit he’s doing, you go ahead and dig this speech back up out of the trash. As it stands you know full well everyone just wants him to know he’s doing horseshit and wish he’d stop.

Shut the fuck up, asshole.

Not all conservatives are anti-trans in their day to day actions, but all conservatives vote for politicians that are anti-LGBTQ in their legislation. You can argue all you want about how you’re not personally discriminating against people, but you are actively supporting politicians that literally create…

Shut the fuck up chud

In contrast to those people who brand ALL “conservative” people non-human assholes, we conservatives do not label ALL trans people crazy because of this lone incident. Thats the difference.

So here’s my theory on the identities.  It’s a little unclear if the unnamed actress has won any of the three she’s been nommed for. But if we assume she hasn’t won, and if we eliminate those who are deceased, we are left with the following possibles

Joan Allen
Diane Ladd
Angela Landsbury
Piper Laurie
Laura Linney
Michelle…

you should watch the clip before you comment!

He’s mocking those comedians.

This clip has been making the rounds all week but some of y’all desperately need to see it.

Because you only rule shit “in” when there’s some evidence for it.

“Sergio Kitchens cookin’ on the mic!”

spoken like a man who’s never pushed p in his life.