First Super Mario Brothers now The Marvels. Cheap move blasting Beastie Boys to immediately win me over, but apparently effective.

Looks like a still from Lightyear or something. 

Peter Parker vibes. That’s not a bad thing.

What did you expect after all the allegations?

Well, we all loved the Shia LaBeouf era following Crystal Skull so I don’t see why this wouldn’t work. 

Since we’re not clearly all tired of what? Jonny Depp existing?

I heard he retained She-Hulk, attorney at law.

I actually thought a remake with Vertigo with RDJ was a great idea until I realized Oh, wait. I’m thinking of Rear Window.

Plus superman 3.

How does The Last of Us fit into your theory?

If you meet Shazam with context, he comes off like a challenged adult. I don’t think it was wise to assume general audiences immediately remember what Shazam’s deal is.

I feel like the trailers made a fatal mistake. You gotta show Billy as a kid first, a superhero second. Without the kid angle, he just comes off like an awkward and off-putting generic superhero. 

I was a fan of the first movie and I’m always excited to see Philadelphia on screen but the trailer was so bad it killed any interest I had in seeing this one.

Or they’re sliding to the next leaf. 

The Razzies need a new category for Worst Title. I nominate “Triangle of Sadness” and “Women Talking.”

It’s a bit rich how derisively the AV Club writes about an organization that snarks on bad movies.

Still can’t believe Bohemian Rhapsody was nominated. It was a (barely) glorified standard issue VH1 Behind the Music. Best actor, maybe, but everything else was average at best. It contains a 4th wall breaking Wayne’s World joke, ffs.

I couldn’t stand him or Karen. (Especially when they tried to act like he was somekinda ladies man.)

IDK. Nutty Professor?

No one had her gun to her head to upload her marital problems onto YouTube. Will Smith was a laughing stock after that.