I remember how disappointed I was when they introduced Storm... standing there. Just kinda... standing there. And why TF did they cast Darth Maul as Toad? “This was my little tribute to The Phantom Menace.” Bryan Singer actually said. WTF? Why??

I prefer x-men 3 to the underwhelming first film though. Blade Trinity is worse than X-Men 3 imo.

“Get in, pussy galore. We're making james bond great again."

When they came for the racism I did nothing. Then they came for the slide whistle. 

Exactly. Maybe She-Hulk wasn't great but for me it gets points just for existing. 

I don’t think they ever disavowed Incredible Hulk. Thunderbolt and Abomination carried over and Bruce referenced breaking Harlem in Avengers.

Exactly. She literally conjured up those kids out of thin air a few weeks ago. And now she’s obsessed with them? After we just watched an entire series about her obsessing over her husband and this great love they had? Why isn’t she searching the multiverse for him instead? And for that matter, why isn’t he searching…

Gotcha.

But... if they haven’t seen the show, how do they know they enjoyed it less than if they did?

Ironically, not watching WandaVision makes Multiverse of Madness a way better movie.

I think the main reason I liked both Ant-Man 3 and Thor 4 because critics lowered my expectations.

Oh I will, mister!

If I had a nickel for every article about “superhero fatigue” I could fund my own cinematic universe. 

Way less than a season of baseball :)

The critical tomatometer agrees with you. And so do I. 

You’re saying Marvel won’t regret firing Gunn. I’m predicting it will. Where do you see me changing the argument?

Agreed.

Yeah, I’m sure any old director could have made Guardians of the Galaxy a hit franchise. “WHO CARES who handles the cosmic side of the MCU?” Feige probably says to himself before he turns out the light.

I’d rather that Marshall make more horror movies rather than comic book adaptations 

Of course it bit them in the ass. The DCEU was all but dead, now it will likely thrive under Gunn.