The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

Reporter: What do you have to say for yourselves?

Bill Belichick's choose your own adventure

Strickland: I can't understand you!!

I don't think that what Sarver did is necessarily a deep condemnation or insult to the Spurs. He simply said to his own fans he wanted to offer them something since they didn't get the game they paid to see, which is 100% true regardless of the fact the Spurs had good reasons. I think Pop is actually turning this…

DeHoff- Okay, I think I'll have the entendre burger... You know what? Fuck it. Make it a double.

I might be the only person in the world who still subscribes to SI, I mostly do it out of habit and barely read each issue, but you gotta hand it to them they broke this and the Jason Collins story and there haven't been too many exclusives bigger than those two this year.

Yeah, I'd definitely watch a lot more soccer if it looked as pretty as this.

Pretty good tackle, but not perfect. I'd rate it a...

THIS is what this series should really be like. He tells us his 'hack' and then proceeds to expand on as to WHY he does that action or habit and how it fits into his life. Context makes this series so much deeper and satisfying. Would love to see more of that.

As a non-runner it's really interesting to hear things like this, since I always kind of assumed that all you had to do to win a race was, you know, run faster than everybody else.

Guess that they will have to retire the "Who Ya Crappin'?" segment

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

And you claim this chart is credible?

Davis: "Turn left here."

As a company's size and influence grows and their decisions affect millions of people, it can be a mistake to characterize them as evil because they did something you didn't like. They are a profit-driven business of course, and not an altruistic NGO working plainly for world betterment, and so everything they do is…

Man, not even two full days and someone's trying to steal their Thunder.

Illinois: New York? No. Chicago hates NYC, but the rest of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about NYC and the whole of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about the large state of New York.
And most Chicagoans hate Wisconsin more than they hate NYC, so I'd say N. Illinois hates Wisconsin. S. Illinois hates Missouri.

If you're excited about Oden, just wait until his son gets drafted by the Thunder and brings the hammer.