"You want Mario gone? Get in line."

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

If the Angels want to pay fair market value for Trout, about $1.85/lb.

It's also possible that the relationship could be reversed here. It could be that low efficiency causes more touches, as inefficient offensive teams are unable to get good looks early in the shot clock, and thus have to pass the ball around more to try to look for better shots

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

Hibbert's footwork has improved so dramatically since his college days. I can't believe I'm watching the same guy out there.

After voluntarily watching all of Eli's games this year, Archie is widely considered the sadist Manning.

Vote: TripIt

Jesus, that's an embarrassing thing to read.

Freshman Hits Half-Court Shot For Free Tuition, Forced To Sit-Out MacroEcon 101 After NCAA Strips Him of Eligibility

Tough Mudder Competitor Suspended

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

How about that, Iceland really is green.

I'd guess that the median Deadspin commenter is a 34-year-old white male with middle-to-high income but also above-average alcohol consumption. So we're taking about a remaining live expectancy of 47 years, give or take. My best guess is that you'll die in 2060, perhaps just a few days before Sasha Obama wins her…