“If you’re like me and own an Apple Watch (mine’s called My Great Regret)“

FTFY

Except that 8 and 10 both have a button that reads “airplane mode”, so drop the pedantry.

Of course, watch the video if you want to see the scenes in question or hear the guy talk.

“Apple Watch, battery life and tattoo-phobic sensors just being two examples”

If the conference data is in the location field, iOS can do it. It will show the entire thing in my appointment as a red link. Once I click, it will dial and there's a white link in the bottom left that shows the passcode. Once the voice prompts you for the passcode, you click the white link at the bottom and voilà!

The dress is Blue and Black

This question was posted while the post was updating. But glad to see we still have douchebags!

Who the hells serves a tossed salad at a tailgate party?

There isn't much correlation here other than the colors match the logos.

Bill Burr Explains Why Yoko Ono Sucks

Let me adjust the bass and treble.

Target's version isn't any better.

Every breathe you take

Breathe (v) not breath (n). I don't know why people don't realize there is a verb breathe. It is a word. Use it.

Cocaine also has some health benefits.

I think the point of the Mother Jones piece was that coconut water is wildly (and falsely) heralded as the saving grace of people at risk for dehydration (i.e. those with hangovers, the intensely athletic, etc.), when in fact that is very much not the case. And can actually have the opposite effect, considering its…

Everywhere.

Clean and deodorize socks?? The last place my gross dirty socks are going is anywhere near where my food goes. If you are running out of socks before you do laundry, you don't own enough socks.

Is there some law that requires these types of videos to be accompanied by horrible music?