Ummm, two words: tranquilizer darts.

I want to buy it, re-name it "Death" and film me smashing the piece of crap to pieces. I'd then send it back, free of charge.

@82300sd001: It will actually change from a "blue straggler" to a "blue procrastinator" and slow down by a factor of 6000x.

@Ozzie, The Banana Man Fan: I concur. In the beginning, they came up with a platform that changed the game. Now they need to keep improving it, but I wouldn't expect them to turn the phone inside out/upside down with every iteration. As an iPhone dev myself, I appreciate the fact that it is great but incremental…

@There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox: Are you talking about when you upgrade your OS, or update iTunes?

Folks, this is the World Wide DEVELOPER Conference, not a conference for general (Mac, Apple TV, etc.) announcements. Unless it directly has to do with development (which the iPhone is smack in the middle of—and all conference marketing materials have indicated) this isn't the show/keynote where they do it. I'm…