I love Stila All Day Waterproof Liquid Eyeliner. It stays put and has a great fine point.

But like, what if I actually want to just invite a female friend over for Netflix and chilling? Do I have to invent a kind of “no homo” suffix to hastily add on to that?

What? Nothing for Jim Parsons or Modern Family? When will the underdogs win?

I wish my response was anything other than, “great, let’s keep giving gold stars to Game of Thrones” even as it sheds dedicated fans every time there’s a graphic rape, but it is.

PEOPLE TELL ME I LOOK LIKE I AM 25 LIKE ALL THE TIME GIRL. I AM FUN AND ACTIVE. A YOUNG SOUL. JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE GIRL.

It will never stop being fucking gross to me that guys hit on and try to get with MUCH younger women ALL THE TIME. It really just disgusts me so much. I know its just sociological and men are conditioned to be that way, but for fucks sake. I (presumably... HOPEFULLY...???!!) looked older than I was when I was a…

Man, I had no idea I was so old. A lot of young dudes (and age appropriate dudes) contact this 26 year old crone! Or maybe I’m their Samantha? *pukes after making SATC reference* Maybe they don’t check my age and assume I’m younger because I wear hella sunscreen? If there’s anything I know, it’s that men are shitty…

I’m intrigued by these repeated suggestions that I “just go make friends”. Dude, I don’t know how I wound up with any friends in the first place. And I’m pretty sure it’s super extra racist if I seek out black guys to be friends with just so I can get invited to a cookout.

It seems like the cookouts I go to anymore are just people trying to out-do each other by seeing who can bring the most obscure micro-brew.

I live on Whidbey, happy to host a Jezzie cocktail hour/bunny ogling fest. Unfortunately I live about 20 minutes north of Langley, but we could all hop in the family minivan and make it a road party. Couple of decent bars and a really good pizza joint in downtown Langley.

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

This is hilarious, and very informative.

Just a little nitpickery: Whidbey Island is not a town. It is an island, like in its name.

I feel like if I had MORE confidence and maybe less boyfriend when I was younger I would have had a much more productive life.

like, i’m so glad this is happening but....i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

No. It was actually totally, eye-rollingly, horrible. I haven’t seen it since I was 17 and even I knew it then.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.