You and your calculator sure are doing the lord’s works here, Copernicus. Gosh, I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt over 30ft, but 90ft?? BURN HER AT THE STAKE

This is horrible. If you were born before 1982, almost all of our parents would have been arrested.

Before I scrolled down and saw her picture, I knew she was a black mother. This never happens to white moms.

Aw, I love Jezebel! My year is made. Thank you for the kind words!

BRB writing fanfic.

Hahaha what the fuck is this comment

I don’t know who the fuck any of these people are and I’m a millennial.

Fucking no.

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

Not to mention that romcom isn’t the go to for every single woman on the planet. I can’t stand most romcoms. I do, however, love good scifi, superheroes and war movies. Those are my go tos.

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.

I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.

There is a well-known theory in quantum physics known as the Many Worlds Theory. In essence, it states that there are an infinite number of universes with an infinite number of permutations.

If only they put it up on some kind of “web” that stretched over the width of the world!

That’s gotta be the worlds largest niche.

Only child, here. This is 100% accurate for me:

Yeah, but you can actually afford to go on family vacation if you only have one kid.

I didn’t realize having an only child was such a subject of scrutiny (how naive of me!) until someone in the comments the other day talked about how other parents routinely judge her for having only one. I mean, what in the actual fuck. I feel like there is a subset of parents that do so much judging about the…

I’m asssuming the biggest one is being able to avoid the worst thing in the world, when you’ve had a long day and just want to go home and have joint in the tub and your dealer asks if you wanna hang out and UGH I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND PLAY MARIO KART FOR 20 MINUTES I JUST WANT MY FUCKING WEED.